ahh, i accidentally slept too much today, so i'm up now. i blame it on the muscle relaxers. i had to knock em back in celebration on me being a lady and all.

fuck a uterus, they're sooo super tacky aren't they?

sometimes i feel really bad for meg ryan. her entire career is based around being a confused 20 year old. in her head i think she sees herself as a cameron diaz type and even she isn't in her 20s. i wonder if meg ryan sees movies with lindsey lohan in them and is like "she stole my part! i totally could've played goldie hawn's daughter in the remake of teen witch!"

i miss my boyfriend, can i say that? i could probably walk to his house, that's how close he lives to me. he can't take seeing me everyday though- oh, god forbid he be sweet and nice. a lot of times theres nowhere for us to go so we just ride around in his car like runaways. i don't mind though, even when he's annoyed with me. i'll still give him a hundred kisses for free.